These Dogs Don’t Care How Dirty They Are
There’s nothing I would rather do than roll in sweet, sweet mud.
I always look my best when I’m rolling in good, old mud.
Oh, mud, how I’ve missed you so.
Mud always brings out the best in me.
I have to get this glorious mud all over my freshly-bathed body.
Mud, the two of us are going places.
Dirt, dirt everywhere. This must be what heaven is all about.
They’re never ever going to make me take a bath.
Mud, my one true love…