Your Dog Says Thanks For Making A Mess This Weekend

Human, I don’t even want to know what you did.

I don’t even know how you made me help with YOUR dishes.

The machine’s broken. Great. Just great.

If I see another dirty glass, I swear, I will eat your shoes.

What have you done with our stuff?

There’s garbage everywhere and no leftovers for me. This is unbelievable.

You don’t expect me to deal with all this snow, do you?

Heeey, why are my toys in the washing machine?

And why are all your dirty clothes on MY bed?

That’s it. I give up.

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