Canine Hero Brings Owners A Bag Of Pot

We’ve talked about heroic dogs and stories where people did heroic stuff for the canine race, but today’s story features the greatest hairy hero ever.

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No, not this guy.

We’re talking about an unnamed dog from Jones County, Mississippi who brought home a very special treat.

It wasn’t a slipper.

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Or a bra.

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Or a ginormous piece of a tree for some reason.

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It was a bag of weed.

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Of course, you’d think the only way we could learn about this was if the dog’s owners built a ginormous monument to thank it for bringing them all this pot.

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Good boy.

But no. We’re learning about it because they called the cops, told them about the pot and had them take it away!!!!!!!!!!?????!?!?!!?

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Some people.