Go away, flu. Nobody likes you.
This is what hell feels like.
I’m not even hungry.
Sweat, sweat everywhere.
How is this supposed to help?
No one feels my pain.
I can’t even breathe properly.
My nose is blocked and I’m sorry I took it for granted when it wasn’t.
Someone call an ambulance. I’m dying.
Vet? Who mentioned anything about a vet?
Look, there’s no need for such drastic measures.
See, I am already much better!