These Dogs Don’t Care How Dirty They Are

I always look my best when I’m rolling in good, old mud.

Oh, mud, how I’ve missed you so.

Mud always brings out the best in me.

I have to get this glorious mud all over my freshly-bathed body.

Mud, the two of us are going places.

Dirt, dirt everywhere. This must be what heaven is all about.

They’re never ever going to make me take a bath.

Mud, my one true love…