I’m really sorry I’m drinking your soda, but that doesn’t mean I’ll stop. You know I love you.
I wonder why my humans go bonkers after drinking this strangely-colored drink.
Humans are a bad influence, I swear.
Now, that’s just mean. They drank everything and blamed it on me (hiccup)!
I think I just swallowed the bottle cap. Well, that can’t be good.
Why are you looking at me like that? I drank some beer last night and now I’m dying.
If I could just stick my tongue out a bit further…
Oh, muddy water, I dreamed of this moment for so long.
My favorite drink? Good old plain water from my bowl, without a doubt.